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Never Laugh at My Choices: The Ultimate Comeback Mug

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Sip your coffee with sass! The "Never Laugh at My Choices, You Were One of Them" mug is sturdy, glossy, and packed with personality, just like you. Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your witty comebacks, this microwave and dishwasher-safe mug is ready to handle it all (including side-eye from your questionable choices).

Brighten your mornings with a bold print and a side of humor. It’s the perfect gift for yourself or anyone who's been one of your better decisions. Sip, grin, and own it!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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    Your Questions Answered

    How often should I use magnesium oil spray?

    Start with 5-10 sprays once daily, preferably after showering or before bed. You can increase to twice daily as needed.

    Is the tingling sensation normal?

    Yes, a slight tingling or warming sensation is completely normal, especially when you first start using magnesium oil.

    Can I use it on sensitive skin?

    Yes, but we recommend starting with a smaller amount and diluting with water if needed. Always do a patch test first.

    How long does one bottle last?

    With daily use of 5-10 sprays, one bottle typically lasts 4-6 weeks.

    Why Choose Magnesium Oil

    Experience the power of pure, bioavailable magnesium delivered directly through your skin. Our magnesium oil spray offers fast-acting relief for muscle tension, better sleep, and overall wellness—without the digestive issues associated with oral supplements.

    Why Transdermal Magnesium?

    Transdermal (through-skin) delivery bypasses the digestive system entirely, avoiding stomach upset and absorption issues. Our magnesium chloride is sourced from the ancient Zechstein Seabed—a 250-million-year-old underground deposit ensuring the purest, most bioavailable form. Applied directly to skin, magnesium reaches muscles and tissues within minutes, delivering faster relief exactly where you need it most.

    Guarantees

    • Made in Latvia

      Pharmaceutical-grade standards

    • No Artificial Additives

      Just pure magnesium & water

    • Third-Party Lab Tested

      Quality you can trust

    • Premium Zechstein Source

      Purest magnesium available

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